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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

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So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Do you think Putin wants peace with Ukraine, or does he want Ukraine?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Minds and Behinds

No go.

Still no good

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the reasons behind China and Russia's reluctance to integrate into the global economy?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

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